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Joke of the Day
"Not sure why everyone think im a cannibal... I just ate a sandwitch."
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"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."
"Why did the two chickens cross the road? To avoid debating Bernie Sanders"
"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."
"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."
"Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin, can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!"
"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."
"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"
"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"