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Joke of the Day

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"

"What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common? Liberal Arts Degrees."

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"

"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"

"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"

"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""

"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."

"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"

"The cashier is telling me to ""have a nice day,"" but judging by her tone she wants me to ""die in a tire fire."""

"Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch."