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Joke of the Day
"What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE"
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"It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons."
"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."
"The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French."
"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""
"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""
"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"