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Joke of the Day
"What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries Sorry"
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"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"
"What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? Does it matter?"
"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."
"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."
"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"
"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."
"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."