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Joke of the Day

"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard.."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"What do you call a chicken that has passed on? A poultrygheist."

"What do you call 6.022*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."

"Did you hear about the time when King Arthur slept with another woman? It was a one knight stand."

"Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley"

"What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !"