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Joke of the Day

"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."

"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"

"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"

"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."

"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."

"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"

"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"

"What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak."