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Joke of the Day

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"What's big and black and excites Reddit admins? A censorship bar."

"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."

"The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark."

"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"