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Joke of the Day

"So /r/The_Donald... That's it, what a joke."

"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."

"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."