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Joke of the Day
"So /r/The_Donald... That's it, what a joke."
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"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
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"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"
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"You know why it's women and children first off of a sinking ship? It's so that the men can have some peace and quiet to figure out a solution."
"How do you get a polar bear in the water? First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!"