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Joke of the Day

"NALA: Why can't you be the king I know? The king you have inside you? SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king."

"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."

"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *chokes*"

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."

"No matter how kind you are.... German kids are kinder."

"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."

"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."