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"Will Smith was convicted They found fresh prints at the scene...."
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."
"If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder."
"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"
"My wife's just like my kids... Imaginary"
"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."
"What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh."
"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""