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Joke of the Day

"[tells friend cat passed away] Is there anything I can do? Yes [holds up fur coat] put this on & lie in my lap But I- [starts crying] OK OK"

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."

"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""

"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"

"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."