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Joke of the Day

"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch."

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"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
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"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"
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