1940

Joke of the Day

"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason. Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day..."

"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"

"When Jerry Seinfeld dies... I really hope his tombstone says: *Jerry Seinfeld 1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX*"

"Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months"

"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."

"On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?"

"DAD: You know, no one in this city is allowed to be buried in that cemetery ME: Wtf why not? DAD: Because *locking eyes* they're still alive"