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Joke of the Day

"The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"

"If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then it would perform illegal operations and crash."

"Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch."

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"

"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"

"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."

"Say what you want about deaf people..."