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Joke of the Day

"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."

"If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner."

"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"

"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan"

"Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?"