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Joke of the Day

"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"How do crazy people make it through a forest? They take the psycho-path."

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."

"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."

"A recent study estimated that 8% of all Facebook accounts are fake... unless you count people's personalities, then that number jumps to 93%."

"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."

"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"