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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what I hate most about Reddit? [deleted] EDIT: Yes! That's the joke!"

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."

"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact. One of us got cold feet."

"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl."

"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."

"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."