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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."

"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"

"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"

"Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike."

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"BREAKING NEWS: Due to the horrible conditions at Sochi, the Olympics have been moved to a much safer place.. Chernobyl."

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."