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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."
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"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him"
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"A second child fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclosure. Luckily the kid escaped and the gorillas were unHarambed."
"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."
"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."
"Wait, what's that noise? Is there a dying cat outside? Oh...no...it's just a 50 yr old man racing a remote control car down the road."
"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"
"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"