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Joke of the Day

"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."

"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"

"Asked my parents if I was adopted... They laughed and said ""Of course not, why would we have chosen you?"""

"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"

"Well, well, well. I guess my silver letter opener isn't so ""gaudy"" now that there's a rampaging werewolf in the house, is it, Gladys?"

"I don't think it's called USA anymore, but DSA... The Divided States of America."

"I went to a pet shop to buy a goldfish today... The worker asked if I'd like an aquarium, but I told him ""I don't care what starsign it is."""

"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."

"I'm constantly pretending I know what people are talking about."

"When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved."