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Joke of the Day

"When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood."

"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."

"red (political majority) white (racial majority) and blue (militant majority)"

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"What goes on forever with no head? A loveless marriage."

"what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine? The porky Pine has the prick on the outside."

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess)."