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Joke of the Day
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"
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"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!"
"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!!!"
"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"
"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"
"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."