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Joke of the Day

"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."

"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"

"Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution? He was sofa king comfortable."

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"

"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."

"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""

"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"

"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."