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Joke of the Day
"Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood."
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"I ubered four black guys last night.. They were very nice. They let me out of the car and drove themselves to the destination"
"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"
"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"
"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."
"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."
"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"
"What small plant is used in war? The millitree."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"