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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"
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"What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap"
"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"
"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."
"What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal? ""These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."""
"Two blonde girls are heading to Disneyland... While driving they see a sign ""Disney Left"". They cry and head home. (Little bro told me this one. Not sure if it has been told before.)"
"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."
"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."