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Joke of the Day
"What did one tomato say to the other? Catch up."
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"Why is Oliver North like Kraang? They both love using the shredder."
"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."
"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."
"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."
"Speaking from one deaf man to another, ......... ""what?"""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."
"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
"I just deleted all the German names from my phone's contacts. Now it's hans free."