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Joke of the Day

"I got told at church last Sunday that I should love my neighbour as I love myself. He wasn't very happy when I tried to wank him off."

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."

"What is the only bent straight line? Its one direction of course."

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"They call it The ""I'm listening"". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."

"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"

"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."