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Joke of the Day
"I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days."
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"What do you call a black jew? Overcooked"
"You know you masturbate too much when... both hands pretend to be asleep."
"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
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"A guy walks into the doctors office... ...and says I'm having trouble making friends you fucking prick"
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."