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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."

"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"

"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"

"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."

"If I get nervous for a date, I just imagine the guy in his underpants, sitting on my couch for the next 40 years, & suddenly I'm annoyed"