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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."
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"When I was younger, everyone used a wristwatch, but now everyone has a clock on their phone. How times have changed."
"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man."
"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"