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Joke of the Day

"How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer. They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling ""Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"""

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"

"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."

"What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid? Nailed it."

"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""

"Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme"

"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."