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Joke of the Day
"Women always say they want security... When I'm around."
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"What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel."
"Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38"
"WIFE: Can you send these party invites out? ME: Sure *throws them out window* WIFE: Did you- ME: If they're meant to come, they'll come."
"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""
"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."