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Joke of the Day

"It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,"

"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"What is Tom Brady's favorite opera? Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)"

"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"

"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."

"why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning."

"What do Native Americans do for the holidays? Nativities."

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"