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Joke of the Day

"Gynecologist defined The only person who looks for problems in a place where everybody else gets pleasure."

"Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women."""

"What are the advantages to living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus."

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."

"Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak? [x-post /r/puns] Scotch."

"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"

"Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you."

"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."

"Drew Barrymore is so hot. That's why E.T. is one of my favorite movies."