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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."
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"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."
"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"
"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""get the hell out. We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom responds ""aww why not? I'm a fun guy."""
"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"