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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."
Next Joke
"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"
"[sees cute girl jog by] ""Imma run up and ask her out"" [one block later still not caught up] ""Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"""
"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"
"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""
"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"
"At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out."