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Joke of the Day

"Can women really make you a millionaire?? The answer is YES only if you are already a billionaire"

"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"

"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""

"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."

"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"

"My voicemail greeting: Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don't get a notification."

"I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911."

"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"

"I want to write in my resume how experienced I am in burning bridges... ...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference."

"I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who"