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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen? A Chef of course..."
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"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."
"One thing I don't like about Twitter is that you can read something & think it's funny & only afterward realize it was written by a woman."
"What do punctuation marks win in competitions? Apos-trophies"
"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"What's another name for a hemorrhoid? A cock blocker"
"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"
"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."