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Joke of the Day

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!"

"I just googled: how to deal with low frustration tolerance. In the first article, in the first paragraph, I yell at the screen, ""WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKING STUPID!"" True story."

"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."

"If I had a nickel for everytime someone said ""If I had a nickel for..."", I'd ask people to say that a lot."

"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"

"My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend. I'm beginning to think TV ads lie."

"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"

"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"The Philadelphia eagles Punchline in title."