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Joke of the Day

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!"

"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"

"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ..."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer."

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"

"Why doesn't Hitler play table tennis? Because he's dead."

"A man calls his boss to call in sick... The boss asks him, ""How sick are you anyway?"" ""I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?"""

"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."