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Joke of the Day

"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"

"A boomerang walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"""

"There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college."

"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."

"I went to a Japanese restaurant and the noodles were disgusting. I guess you could say they were stone cold soba."

"COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure"

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"