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Joke of the Day
"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."
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"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""
"me: can I buy you a drink? girl: sorry [holds up martini] already got one me: [spits in it] How about now?"
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."
"The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... Is that you can see the punchline camomile away."
"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."
"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."
"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."
"The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club."