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Joke of the Day
"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""
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"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."
"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"
"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""
"A dyslexic robber walks into a bank... He says, ""air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"""
"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"
"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"[commercial] Narrator: These are real people and not actors- Actor watching the commercial: *throws lamp at TV* WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!"