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Joke of the Day
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."
Next Joke
"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."
"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree."
"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"
"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?"
"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""