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Joke of the Day
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."
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"Why did the condom suddenly go flying across the room? Because he was pissed off."
"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"
"[bank] Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN! Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I'm a joke Robber: No I mean- Robber2: Wait! Let him finish"
"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."
"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."
"Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all"