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Joke of the Day

"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk."

"What's it like to go down on an ewok? It's alright, they're just a little chewy."

"If you can't handle me at my worst then I should probably pull myself together and be considerate of others."

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."

"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"

"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"How do you stretch your back? ""I don't know."" **shrugs*"