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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"
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"People who pronounce didn't as.""dih-in't"" please doh-on't."
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"What is the difference between a Poodle and a Pitbull? If the Pitbull starts humping your leg he gets to finish."
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