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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family."
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"Mail order bride I just got a mail order bride from prague, I guess you could call her a Czech mate."
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"How to make Holy Water.. You boil the hell out of it."
"I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot."
"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"
"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."
"Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?"
"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."
"THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: ""Mphh mophh wampph."" T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch."