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Joke of the Day

"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."

"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"

"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! AM I BEING DETAINED?"

"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"

"Some people should put professional victim on their resume"

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"