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Joke of the Day
"Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues."
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"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
"I'm not racist. I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish."
"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."
"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
"I feel like grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming ""I'm you from the future!"""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."