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Joke of the Day

"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."

"My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?"

"I may be dating myself here, but the restaurant doesn't mind my intricate placement of mirrors that fool me into believing I'm not alone."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree..... I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."

"I'm doing the vacuuming.. It doesn't need doing but it's a legitimate way of annoying the kids"

"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"