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Joke of the Day

"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"

"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."

"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"

"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"

"My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year."