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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"

"My friend was worried about the results of his HIV test, so I told him to assume he was going to die. I don't see why he got angry at me though, I was just want him to be negative."

"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'."

"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."

"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."

"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"

"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."

"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"