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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"
Next Joke
"Sex so good you see dead people."
"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."
"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"
"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."
"I'm afraid of good looking guys That's why I never keep a mirror in my house."
"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"