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Joke of the Day

"[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before."

"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life. Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store."

"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars."

"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."