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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
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"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."
"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."
"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"
"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."
"Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve."
"Why is turtle wax so expensive? because turtles have such small ears"
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"
"a bum came up to me once and said ""sticking your junk in the snow is what necrophilia feels like"" ok"