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Joke of the Day

"Felons would be a really valuable voting base... After all, we know they have conviction."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"

"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"

"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."

"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."

"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"