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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
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"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"
"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"
"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"