192660

Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"By tomorrow, no one will remember what happened in trees today"

"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."

"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."

"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."

"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"